You Should Be 18… But, Who Knows? You Probably Aren’t
(Like You Didn’t Know)
Well, well, well, look who’s reading the Age Restriction Policy. If you’re under 18, first off, how did you even get here? Did you skip the warning at the top or are you just that curious about what a site like this has to offer? Either way, if you’re under 18, this site might not be your thing—mainly because we’ve got some grown-up language and jokes in here that you’re probably not ready for. And let’s face it, there’s no way for us to actually verify how old you are (because we aren’t in the business of asking for your ID). So, by using this site, you’re just gonna say you’re 18 and roll with it, right? Alrighty then.
Age Restriction Policy: Are You Old Enough for This? (Because We Can’t Tell, Obviously)
(Because Apparently, You Care About This Stuff)
Effective Date: 2/17/25
Alright, let’s get one thing straight: by using this site, you’re basically saying you’re old enough to handle the potentially questionable content we may or may not post. We’re talking 18 years and older, because, let’s be real, some language may slip through that’s better suited for a mature audience. Though we try our best to keep things clean (because, you know, we’re good people), there’s always a chance something wild could pop up.
Now, here’s the kicker: We don’t actually know how old you are. We’re not in the business of checking IDs (or even seeing IDs, considering this is a blind website—literally). So, by using our site, you’re essentially agreeing that you’re 18 or older, and are mature enough to handle whatever we throw at you. If you’re not 18? Well, that’s on you. We’re not babysitters. You shouldn’t even be here. But hey, thanks for stopping by! If you are underage and you somehow missed the obvious “mature” content warning, well… we tried our best. Now, go tell your parents to take a look at this site for you—seriously, it’s their job now.
In short: If you’re under 18, you shouldn’t be here. If you’re 18 or over, well, congratulations on being able to legally enjoy whatever chaos happens on this site. By using it, you confirm you’re of the right age. But just remember: we can’t check, so don’t make us regret that.
Are You Sure You’re Old Enough? Well, It Doesn’t Matter
If you’ve gotten this far, you’re either 18+ or you’re already ignoring the big flashing “18+” signs. Here’s the thing: we don’t actually know how old you are (because, well, we can’t see you or check your birth certificate). But by continuing to use the site, you’re basically confirming that you’re 18+ and ready for all the hilariously inappropriate content we’ve got. If you’re under 18, though, maybe rethink it—unless you’re just here to troll us, which, honestly, that’s cool too. We won’t tell your parents… this time.

