Privacy Policy (Because We Guess We Have To Tell You This Stuff)
We know, we know — privacy policies are so exciting, right? But unfortunately, even though you’re on a blind dating website where you probably can’t even see half the things we’re saying, the law still says we need to tell you how we handle your data. So, yeah, here we are, doing the legally-required thing, despite how pointless it feels.
We promise we’re not collecting your personal data just to mess with you (seriously, we wouldn’t even know what to do with it). But, since you’re probably not expecting a data breach from a site dedicated to blind dating, we’ve got to cover all our bases. Anyway, keep reading, or don’t, because honestly, we’re not even sure if you’d read it all… but it’s here for your benefit, if you feel like squinting at it.
Privacy Policy for FeelingAroundForLove.com
(Because Apparently, You Care About This Stuff)
Last updated: 2/17/25
Look, we know that no one actually reads these things, but since it’s legally required and some of you might pretend to care, here it is. We value your privacy (or at least value the illusion of it), so we’re going to explain how we may or may not be tracking you, what data we collect, and what we do with it. Spoiler alert: it’s mostly just so we can keep the site running and, you know, make a few cents off ad revenue.
- What We Collect (No, Not Your Soul—Just Some Data)
When you visit FeelingAroundForLove.com, we may collect some totally boring data, including:
- Your IP address (so we know you exist).
- Your browser type (because some of you are still using Internet Explorer, and honestly, that’s concerning).
- Your browsing activity on our site (mostly so we can feel validated that people are actually visiting).
If you decide to leave a comment, we’ll ask for your name and email address—not because we care, but because spambots are a thing, and we have to filter them out.
But don’t worry—we don’t sell, trade, or give away your data because, let’s be real, who would even want it?
- Third-Party Services (A.K.A. The Real Data Collectors)
We may joke around, but these companies are actually tracking you:
Google AdSense
We use Google AdSense to display ads (because somebody has to pay the bills). This means Google might stalk you across the web and show you suspiciously relevant ads based on your browsing history. If you suddenly start seeing ads for weird dating sites or therapy, well, that’s on you.
Want to know how Google is using your data? You can read their Privacy Policy (but we know you won’t) here: Google’s Privacy Policy.
Google Analytics
Google Analytics helps us analyze how much time people waste on our site and whether we’re actually funny. It collects anonymized data about your visit so we can see things like:
- How long you stay before realizing this site is a joke.
- Which pages you visit before rage-quitting.
- Whether you found this site by accident while looking for something else.
Google reCAPTCHA
This is here to keep out spambots because, believe it or not, even they try to find love online. reCAPTCHA looks at things like your mouse movements, IP address, and whether you can recognize traffic lights in a blurry picture.
- Future Tracking (If We Ever Get Our Act Together)
We might use Facebook Pixel or other tracking tools in the future. If that happens, we’ll update this policy, and you’ll have the pleasure of ignoring it all over again.
- Data Security (Or: Why You Shouldn’t Store Sensitive Info Here Anyway)
We do our best to protect your data, but let’s be real—if major corporations can get hacked, we probably don’t stand a chance. That said, we take reasonable security measures, like:
- Not storing unnecessary personal data.
- Letting Google handle most of the technical stuff.
- Crossing our fingers and hoping for the best.
If you’re really worried about your privacy, maybe don’t use the internet.
- Your Rights (Yes, You Actually Have Some)
You have the right to:
- Not provide your personal info (but good luck leaving a comment without it).
- Delete your cookies (which might make the site slightly annoying to use).
- Leave this site and never come back (we won’t take it personally).
- Cookies (Not the Delicious Kind, Unfortunately)
Yes, we use cookies—not to bake a sweet treat, but to store little bits of info on your device to make the site work better. If that bothers you, you can:
- Adjust your browser settings to block cookies.
- Delete them after every session (which sounds exhausting, but hey, do you).
- Accept them like the rest of the internet does and move on with your life.
Disabling cookies might make some features act weird, but hey, you do you.
- No Accounts, No Problem
You don’t need to register or create an account to use this site. We’re not into hoarding your data like some creepy social media giants. However, if you comment, your name and email will be stored (but only so we can verify you’re a real person and not a robot from the future).
- Links to Other Websites (Click at Your Own Risk)
FeelingAroundForLove.com may contain links to external sites that are way more professional than us. If you click one and end up somewhere weird, that’s not our fault. We have no control over what other sites do with your data, so read their privacy policies (or don’t, we don’t judge).
- Updates to This Policy (Because Nothing Stays the Same Forever)
We reserve the right to update this Privacy Policy whenever we feel like it. If we do, we might:
- Post a vague announcement that no one will read.
- Silently change it and hope nobody notices.
- Actually notify you (but let’s be honest, that’s unlikely).
Check back once in a while if you really care about this stuff.
- Contact Us (If You Dare)
If you have privacy concerns, questions, or just want to send us hate mail, you can contact us at:
legal@feelingaroundforlove.com
Just know that if your message is too ridiculous, we reserve the right to ignore it—or worse, feature it in a future joke.
- The Final Disclaimer (A.K.A. Don’t Blame Us for Anything)
By using FeelingAroundForLove.com, you agree to everything above, including the fact that this website is mostly satire. If you’re offended, concerned, or somehow think your privacy is in danger, we gently suggest:
- Taking a deep breath.
- Closing this tab.
- Rethinking your life choices.
Now that you’ve made it this far, congratulations—you officially care more about privacy than 99% of people on the internet. Now go forth and blindly search for love (or just keep doom-scrolling—whatever works for you).
Privacy Policy Summary (Wow, You Actually Made It This Far?)
Congrats, you’ve read all the legal mumbo jumbo! It wasn’t that hard to understand, right? Essentially, we just collect the minimum amount of info necessary to keep things running—because, you know, that’s what everyone says they do. We use a bunch of tools like Google and reCAPTCHA, but don’t worry, we’re not secretly using your data to plot world domination (unless you count ads for dog food, which is way less sinister).
Honestly, though, if you made it this far, we’re genuinely shocked. Why are you still here? Who reads privacy policies on a blind dating website? At this point, we should probably be asking you for privacy advice. But hey, since you clearly have time on your hands, thanks for sticking with us—your privacy is technically protected, we guess. Now, go back to swiping, or whatever it is you’re doing.

