Terms of Service: The Legally Required Nonsense

(Because Apparently, We Have to Have Rules)

Welcome to FeelingAroundForLove.com, where love is blind, but our lawyers definitely aren’t. Before you start clicking around, making bad decisions, or blaming us for your romantic misfortunes, please read these Terms of Service. By using this site, you agree to follow the rules—or at least pretend to. If you don’t like them, you’re free to leave, but let’s be honest, you’re probably still going to stay.

The Short Version: Don’t Be a Jerk, Don’t Sue Us

❶   You can use this site for entertainment and personal enjoyment (not to stalk people or commit crimes).
❷   We own the content here, so don’t steal it or pretend it’s yours.
❸   If something on this site offends you, breaks your brain, or ruins your life, that’s on you—not us.
❹   We can update these terms anytime because we’re unpredictable like that.

Basically, be cool, use the site responsibly, and remember: love is complicated, but following the rules isn’t.

Terms and Conditions | FeelingAroundForLove.com

(Because Apparently, You Care About This Stuff)

Effective Date: 2/17/25

1. Welcome to the Madness (A.K.A. Our Terms & Conditions)

FeelingAroundForLove.com is a satirical blind dating website designed for humor, entertainment, and lighthearted fun. If you’re looking for true love, we wish you luck. If you’re here for a good laugh, congratulations—you’re in the right place.

This site exists as a social experiment, a commentary on modern dating, and, frankly, a ridiculous idea that somehow made it onto the internet. As a satirical website, our content is meant to be humorous and exaggerated, often poking fun at the absurdity of online dating. Satire, for those who may be unfamiliar, is a form of expression that uses humor, irony, and exaggeration to make a point—not to be taken literally. If you find yourself deeply offended, we recommend taking a deep breath and remembering that this is the internet.

By accessing or using our website, you agree to these Terms & Conditions. If you don’t agree, simply close this tab and continue pretending you didn’t just find this site.

2. Content & Freedom of Speech (Don’t Take It Too Seriously)

We believe in freedom of speech and the right to humor, satire, and general ridiculousness. You are free to joke, banter, express your opinions, or even voice your utter confusion as to why this website exists. However, we do not tolerate:

• Hate speech, harassment, or threats.
• Illegal content or behavior.
• Any attempts to be a bigger troll than we already are.

We have included a commenting system in use on this website, and while we encourage free expression, please remain within the bounds of basic human decency (or at least something close to it). In simpler terms: have fun, but don’t be an actual jerk.

3. Liability & Disclaimers (Basically, Don’t Sue Us)

FeelingAroundForLove.com is provided “as-is,” with no guarantees that you’ll find love, happiness, or even mild amusement. We make no promises that the site will function correctly, won’t hurt your feelings, or that you’ll even match with another human being. If you suffer emotional distress from blind dating humor, we highly recommend stepping outside and touching grass.

Furthermore, we are not liable for:

• Any misinterpretation of our satirical content.
• Your inability to find a date (seriously, that’s on you).
• Any offense taken from the jokes, descriptions, or general nonsense found here.
• Anything that happens as a result of using this site, including, but not limited to, bad dates, embarrassing moments, or existential crises about online dating.

If you don’t like what you see, you are free to leave at any time. There is no forced commitment—unlike that weird relationship you keep trying to get out of.

4. Privacy & Data Collection (Big Brother is Watching… Kinda)

Our Privacy Policy explains what data we collect and how we use it (spoiler: mostly for ads, analytics, and figuring out if anyone actually visits this site). In summary:

• We use Google AdSense to display ads (because, money).
• We use Google Analytics to track site activity (again, to see if anyone actually uses this site).
• We use Google reCAPTCHA to keep out spambots (but not trolls—those we welcome).
• We may use Facebook Pixel and other tracking technologies in the future (if we get our act together).

For details, check out our Privacy Policy.

5. User Conduct (Be an Adult… Ish)

Since this is a satirical website, we expect visitors to have at least a basic sense of humor. However, we draw the line at:

• Harassment of any kind.
• Illegal activity, because, well… it’s illegal.
• Spamming, unless you’re a Nigerian prince offering us millions (we might actually respond).
• Pretending to be blind when you’re not.

Violating these rules may result in your comments being removed, your IP being banned, or worse—you may receive an embarrassingly bad joke directed at you.

6. Changes to These Terms (Not That Anyone Reads Them Anyway)

We reserve the right to update, change, or completely rewrite these Terms & Conditions at any time, just to keep things spicy. If we do, we might notify you, or we might not—depends on how we’re feeling that day.

7. Final Disclaimer (Seriously, Don’t Sue Us)

By continuing to use FeelingAroundForLove.com, you acknowledge that this site is entirely satirical and is not responsible for any hurt feelings, emotional trauma, or existential dread caused by its content. If you are easily offended, we recommend closing this tab and reconsidering your life choices.

If you have any concerns, complaints, or just want to tell us how ridiculous this is, feel free to contact us—though we can’t guarantee we’ll respond with anything other than a meme.

Now, go forth and blindly search for love. Or just keep lurking—whatever works for you.

Terms and Conditions (Congratulations, You Can Read!)

(But… Why Are You Here?)

Wow. You actually made it this far. That’s impressive—especially for a website that’s literally designed for blind dating. Either you’re an overachiever, lost, or just really, really paranoid. Whatever the case, here’s the deal:

❶   Don’t break the law.
❷   Don’t be a troll (unless you’re funny).
❸   Don’t blame us if your love life still sucks after using this site.

That’s it. That’s the summary. You could’ve stopped reading ages ago, but hey, we respect the dedication.