Why Join? Not That You Need to See a Reason!
We could list a bunch of reasons why this site is the best thing since Braille, but let’s be honest—you’re not here for the details. We’ve got more blind singles than a dartboard at a bar fight, security so tight even we don’t know what’s going on, and a price so low it’s literally free. If that doesn’t convince you, well… it’s not like you can read the fine print anyway.
20200 | Members
Tons of Blind Singles, even Stevie Wonder was like, ‘Damn!’
Free Forever
Free because paywalls are just another thing they can’t see.
Safe & Secure
So safe and secure our users never see an issue ever!
transparency
Full Transparency.You won’t even notice what you can’t see.
100% Real Blind Dates – Unlike other dating sites, we take the word “blind” seriously.
No More Superficiality – Who cares what someone looks like when neither of you can see anyway?
Exciting Locations – We set you up at mystery restaurants, parks, and escape rooms (no, seriously, good luck).
The Ultimate Icebreaker – “Wait… are you there?”
Zero Fine Print – We’d include some, but let’s be real, nobody’s reading it.
Zero Distractions – “No flashy graphics, because… well, you get it.”
Catfishing? Not on our watch (or yours).
Recently Active (Or So We’re Told)
These members were allegedly online recently. We can’t confirm, because let’s be honest, nobody here is checking timestamps. But if you’re looking for someone who’s definitely not staring at their phone all day, you’re in the right place!
Chad Braille
“Swipe right… or left… honestly, I won’t know the difference. Just talk to me.”
Ray Blinds
“I’m all about hands-on experiences. Get your mind out of the gutter.”
Blinderella
“I don’t need a prince, just someone who will describe things to me like I’m five.”
No Eye Deer
“I can’t see the red flags, so let’s just assume you’re perfect.”
Raving Reviews (Not That We Can Read Them)
Thousands of happy users have shared their love for our platform! Not that we’d know—we just copy-paste whatever our intern says sounds good. We assume all the reviews are positive, because honestly, if someone left a complaint, we wouldn’t see it anyway. Plus, our refund policy is airtight: NO REFUNDS!
Meet Our Staff (Not That We Can Find Them)
Running a cutting-edge blind dating site takes a dedicated team—at least, that’s what we assume. We’ve never actually seen them working, but things keep happening, so someone must be here. Each staff member brings a unique skill set, unparalleled experience, and an uncanny ability to lose their glasses right before a big meeting. Get to know the brilliant minds (and wandering hands on the keyboard) behind the magic!
Larry “Left Swipe” Johnson
Head of Matchmaking
Larry’s been pairing people up for years, mostly based on vibes and random chance. He swears there’s a complex algorithm behind it, but we caught him making matches by flipping a coin. If you’ve ever been perfectly paired with someone who lives 2,000 miles away, now you know why.
Susan “404 Not Found” McAllister
Customer Support
Susan is always ready to answer your questions—assuming you can actually get a hold of her. Her emails are written with extreme confidence but zero actual solutions. If you’ve ever received a reply that just says ‘Try turning it off and on again,’ that was definitely Susan.
Greg “The Intern” Thompson
Senior Vice President of Everything
Greg started as an intern and somehow ended up running half the company. Nobody remembers hiring him, but he’s been here long enough that we’re afraid to ask questions. If you see any typos on the site, just know that Greg is ‘working on it.
Janet “Can’t Even Log In” Rodriguez
Chief Technology Officer
Janet is the mastermind behind our state-of-the-art website. By ‘mastermind,’ we mean she once fixed a printer by aggressively pressing buttons, so we gave her the job. If the site ever crashes, don’t worry—she’s already frantically Googling how to fix it.
Highly Decorated… Allegedly
Some websites chase awards. We sit back and let the accolades stumble into us—probably by accident. From prestigious honors to completely made-up recognitions, we’ve collected enough trophies (metaphorically) to fill a room (hypothetically). Are they real? Who’s to say? But they look great in our imaginations!
The Ray Charles Seal of Approval Award
If he were here, we think he’d be impressed. Or at least mildly amused.
Winner of the 2024 ‘What Even Is This? Award
Judges were speechless. Mostly from confusion and possibly concern.
Stevie Wonder Achievement Award
For outstanding contributions to the art of just rolling with it.
Winner of Most Confusing Yet Award
We don’t know how it works either, but hey, people keep signing up!
FAQ – Because You Probably Won’t Ask Anyway
Got questions? So do we! Will these FAQs actually help? Probably not, but we wrote them anyway because that’s what professional websites do. If you don’t find what you’re looking for, just assume the answer is ‘Yes,’ ‘No,’ or ‘Try again but with less enthusiasm. If you were expecting a comprehensive guide to life, love, or blind dating, lower your expectations.
Q: Is this a real dating site?
A: Technically, it’s a website, and it does involve dating… so yes? But also, absolutely not.
Q: Where’s the “Sign Up” button?
A: It’s hiding somewhere on the page just keep tapping or clicking around.
Q: Can I actually find love here?
A: If you believe hard enough, sure. But statistically speaking, your odds are about the same as winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning… indoors.
Q: How do I report a problem?
A: Hit the ‘I’m Confused’ button and our team will scramble to pretend they’re helping. It’s all part of the experience.
Q: What makes this dating platform different from other dating sites?
A: Our users don’t judge by appearances. Mostly because they can’t.
Q: Do you offer refunds if I don’t find love?
A: Refunds? That’s adorable.
Q: What happens if two people on a blind date can’t find each other?
A: That’s what we call true romance.
Q: What’s the best way to impress someone on this site?
A: Have a great personality… or just say you do. No one’s checking.
Q: Why don’t blind people ever get lost on this website?
A: Because there’s nothing to see in the first place.
Q: Can I turn off these witty answers?
A: Nice try, but trolling is our default mode. If you prefer bland, you might as well read the phone book!
Our Users Are Seeing Results! (Figuratively Speaking)
They say seeing is believing, but since that’s not an option here, just trust us. Our users are finding matches, making connections, and—based on our inbox—asking a lot of hilarious questions. Whether it’s love, companionship, or just someone to debate. Don’t just take our word for it—okay, actually, do take our word for it.
Number of Love Letters Written in Braille: At Least 6 (That We Know Of)
Some of our users are keeping it old school. Nothing says romance like running your fingers over a heartfelt confession of love… or realizing it’s just an ad for extended car warranties.
Messages Sent: Over 10 Million (And 3% Were Actually Read)
Our members are chatty! Whether it’s deep conversations, accidental double texts, or just ‘Hey’ 47 times in a row, the messages are flying faster than a lost cane in a windstorm.
Total Members: 200,000+ (Or at Least That’s What We Think)
We stopped counting after 20,000 because, honestly, numbers are hard. But trust us, there are A LOT of blind singles here. More than any other site that caters to people who can’t see it.
Most Popular Pick-Up Line: ‘I Can’t See Myself Without You’
It’s been used 14,587 times. It works about 3% of the time. Those odds are better than most dating apps, honestly.
Relationships That Lasted Longer Than a Month: 42% (Or at Least we are Told)
We assume they’re still together. Or maybe they just forgot to delete their accounts. Either way, success!
Blind Dates Scheduled: 75,000+ (Accuracy Not Guaranteed)
We connect people! Sometimes they even show up at the right restaurant. And if not, at least they both had a fun conversation with somone.